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I like my name... C E L I N E. It is a French name and I absolutely adore French. I plan to join the French club in Poly, and I hope they teach about cooking up French cuisines and diner etiquettes (fat hope) which will bring me one step closer to become a highly sophisticated lady. ZOMG, nope this is NOT bullshit..
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I'm sort of married and sort of attached to my Monster/Teddy Bear/Cutie Pants
Salutationz im back from my trip to bangkok. Bangkok is extremely hot. Lol i go sit the ride now i still dizzy. It's called 'SPIDER'! The operator so stupid. Make the ride go so long then I want vomit. The operator purposely didnt stop. NOW I STILL DIZZY LOR! =_= We got go into snowtown, very cold like winter. Stayed in there for about 15 minutes only cos cannot stand the coldness. {: Oh when we watching the elephant show there the elephant poo-ed & pee-ed! Then i go for massage at night. {: The stupid art assignment ruin my holiday la. I dot for 5 days haven't finish yet lor. All the teacher stupid la give homework then we how to relax!!! Um, i just sit the plane come back & see charlotte's web. {: Flying at night! (:
Hi. Today my handphone ring in class and ms lim confiscated. She confiscate nvm. But when she return, she said, "I don wan to see you using this in class again." I never use in class. She anyhow accuse me. I forgot to turn on silent mode only. I never use in class. Conculsion: Ms lim & ms ho is stupid pig.
I hate ms ho. Everytime pick on me. Freak, maggot, idiot. I'm quiet cannot meh?!!! Anyway my benefit is none of her business lor!!! Ms lim or mrs teo also never pick on me lor!!! Last time, she critisize me 'lazy'. She pig ah she, no brains. She just give out the exercise book and never instruct us to do corrections, how I know must do corrections?!!! I never do, she anyhow say I lazy. Today she scold me in front of the class. Bullshit ah she then she say 'sorry to make you cry, celine' I where got cry lor!!! Then she say 'celine, you better speak up. I don wan melissa to be your emphiser (... or wad)' I didn't expect melissa to tell ms ho the answer then melissa point to me loh. Fucking idiot, I hate you & I curse you all for all your life have bad luck, climb stairs fall down ah.
How will you die? Hmm? Fall down the stairs? OUCH! Not quick enough... or die in a bus.
Once I lay my hand on the statue, a strange light covers me & I feel like I am being sucked into somewhere else.
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Celine is a very cute and cuddly girl, just like her Teddy Bear. She likes to catch insects that crawl on her desk because she leaves crumps of biscuits on her table and never ever clears the crisps up because she is a lazy pig. And now, she attracted all these bugs! So, to entertain herself, she will adorable-ly find a transparent box
and then trap and gather all the insects that crawl on her table together, and inhabit them, with no air, no holes in that box and watch them curiously. Frequently, she naively wonders if those insects will ever make love and give birth to more little bugs in that transparent box, or just die of suffocation, hunger or starvation. Now, how can the insects even think of making love when they are in dire straits?! When they die, she is cheerful. She is kind of a weird and sadist girl. And, she is very talented in drawing flowers especially painting elegant roses
however, she always completes them half way as she does not have the patience. So it is a half-painted rose. If she one day decides to finally put her heart to it and complete the coloration of the maroon rose, she will give the masterpiece to her Teddy Bear and I have a pre-feeling that it will be the most exquisite rose you have ever seen.
Salutationz im back from my trip to bangkok. Bangkok is extremely hot. Lol i go sit the ride now i still dizzy. It's called 'SPIDER'! The operator so stupid. Make the ride go so long then I want vomit. The operator purposely didnt stop. NOW I STILL DIZZY LOR! =_= We got go into snowtown, very cold like winter. Stayed in there for about 15 minutes only cos cannot stand the coldness. {: Oh when we watching the elephant show there the elephant poo-ed & pee-ed! Then i go for massage at night. {: The stupid art assignment ruin my holiday la. I dot for 5 days haven't finish yet lor. All the teacher stupid la give homework then we how to relax!!! Um, i just sit the plane come back & see charlotte's web. {: Flying at night! (:
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Hi. Today my handphone ring in class and ms lim confiscated. She confiscate nvm. But when she return, she said, "I don wan to see you using this in class again." I never use in class. She anyhow accuse me. I forgot to turn on silent mode only. I never use in class. Conculsion: Ms lim & ms ho is stupid pig.
I hate ms ho. Everytime pick on me. Freak, maggot, idiot. I'm quiet cannot meh?!!! Anyway my benefit is none of her business lor!!! Ms lim or mrs teo also never pick on me lor!!! Last time, she critisize me 'lazy'. She pig ah she, no brains. She just give out the exercise book and never instruct us to do corrections, how I know must do corrections?!!! I never do, she anyhow say I lazy. Today she scold me in front of the class. Bullshit ah she then she say 'sorry to make you cry, celine' I where got cry lor!!! Then she say 'celine, you better speak up. I don wan melissa to be your emphiser (... or wad)' I didn't expect melissa to tell ms ho the answer then melissa point to me loh. Fucking idiot, I hate you & I curse you all for all your life have bad luck, climb stairs fall down ah.
How will you die? Hmm? Fall down the stairs? OUCH! Not quick enough... or die in a bus.
Once I lay my hand on the statue, a strange light covers me & I feel like I am being sucked into somewhere else.
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Ok. This website is a complete phony and crap. It is a scam site, and will deliberately scam your feelings, suck and extract your happiness out of your soul such that you feel light, drowsy and dizzy, faint, and sick. So stop reading now.
It will not teach you how to fall in love, u bodoh. If you fall in love, u do it naturally. U do not need a guide, unless u are a geek. If you read this, you have wasted minutes of your life. It is fake. Do not continue reading. You have wasted 7+ seconds! You are such a stubborn pig. Why do you continue reading when I tell you not to? Stop now. You pig. Oopsy daisy, sorry for calling you pig. Haha! You noob.