My 1st daughter. She got "orh barc kac" cos she just got beaten up/ trying to be a
jiang si* on chinese new year.
*Jiang si = Chinese vampire... Right?
My 1st son, so cute n chubby!
My 2nd pretty daughter!
My 3rd confused daughter!
My 2nd son!
My twin sister, she looks like me right? Except I got 5 children.
My house
My ah ma house
(Spot the difference)
I got $380. I nvr gambling, cos my children so small.
Just now my other younger sister (not my twin sister) go stick onto my back, I hate when she cling onto my back, so I lick some of my saliva on my finger and try to touch her.
She runs away, but felt annoyed, so she pui* on me.
Luckily my mother was there. She pui alr, her saliva drop on the floor.
Everytime I tell my mother that my sister pui on me, she dont believe.
So now she can believe, cos she saw it with her own eyes. So my mother beat her. >:)
*Pui = spit
Here dont have photo of my younger sister's pretty face, but if u watch the 9 o'clock show on channel 8, Tuan Yuan Fan, she looks like the girl called Yaya. Or the girl who vomitted blood.
Today...
I went to a library to borrow 4 books.
Then I went to reunion dinner at Ang Mo Kio.
We eat at a kopitiam. Every year also eat at high class restaurant, why this year eat at kopitiam?????????!!!
The food is so not nice. Got beehoon, shark fin (so little), some stupid broccoli and prawn covered in butter. After we eat then got some left over liquid, we took a cup and pour all the soup and chilli and vegetables and mix together to form a new secret recipe.
After that we went to fish shop, but the uncle chase us out cos we making too much noise or something.
Then we went to my house to celebrate my ah gong birthday.
My cousins and all go my room to hide. We off all the lights, so it's like total darkness at 8pm.
Then our maid be the ghost.
One of the maid go put a paperbag over her head, then I went to hit her head!!!! I thought it was a box or what cos I can't see in the darkness lor!
Then she was like OUCH SO PAIN!!!!!
Just now my sister go and buy a phone, then she choose the exact same OLD model as me. It's like wasting my father's money. Then I keep scolding her 'copycat' to irritate her, but she nvr change her mind. Its $300+. When my sister come into my room to kaypoh on what I am doing on my computer, I scold her 'busybody'. When she irritate me, I scold her 'boob', or 'idiot', or 'piece of shit'.
AIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one come my blog one. Then come liao nvr tag. Maybe I shld remove the tagboard.
Today I brought a blueberry bread to school to eat.
Yesterday I nvr eat anything for recess, except
someone's TREE BARK and 1/3 of Nayoung's chocolate. Nowadays I nvr go down for recess. I want to go for recess, but nobody follow me. So pathetic, right? :'( So the
someone said I have to be independent. But I don't want to be independent!
Then after recess go hall for Chinese New Year celebrations, saw
someone on the stage.
Then went home.
I'm so bored at home now. I got NOTHING to do. I'm thinking of a journal topic, but I got nothing to write about. It's CNY, but I'm at home, wasting my time.
Idk why the
someone always like to go home and watch tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everytime I watch tv, I feel so frustrated cos the drama is so SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joanne's blog:
www.beingsadforever.blogspot.com
MyJournalCover. Waste ink.
MyGeographyCover.
Today I put a small bit of my Big Breakfast from Mcdonald the cow meat, aka beef/patty about this size --> ( ) on my frontyard for the ants to eat. Then 3 ants saw the enormous feast on the floor, so they went back to the grass and asked all their buddies/relatives out. Then about 10 seconds later, there is about 100. I go back to tmy house and grabbed a magnifying glass, because Mr Ang say the magnifying glass will direct all the light rays to one point or whatever, then I shine on the ants. But the ants never explode like he said... :( Then I took a cube of ice out and circle the ants with water, so they are trapped. Some got crushed by the cube or frozen to death/heated to death by the magnifying glass.
Then I went to hotel... Then swimming... Then went home... Then I read a message that was sent at 9pm+ but I read it at 11pm+. It was disappointing, but somehow I was happy instead. :D
Yep that's about it.
Toodles!
Met a pervert today with Yin Xuan, he bent down to tie his shoes and mooned his butt. He is not wearing any ordinary underwear. He's wearing a G-string. Then we walked faster which was obvious to him that we were trying to get away. So he asked us for directions. It's so obvious he knows where it is. Despise this kind of people. If he wanted to show us his butt, at least show us a nice butt. His butt is fat. Fat ass. I'm very upset today. It all started after school.
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lazy pig. And now, she attracted all these bugs! So, to entertain herself, she will
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however, she always completes them half way as she does not have the patience. So it is a half-painted rose. If she one day decides to finally put her heart to it and complete the coloration of the maroon rose, she will give the masterpiece to her Teddy Bear and I have a pre-feeling that it will be the most
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My 1st daughter. She got "orh barc kac" cos she just got beaten up/ trying to be a
jiang si* on chinese new year.
*Jiang si = Chinese vampire... Right? My 1st son, so cute n chubby!
My 2nd pretty daughter!
My 3rd confused daughter!
My 2nd son!
My twin sister, she looks like me right? Except I got 5 children.
My house
My ah ma house
(Spot the difference)
I got $380. I nvr gambling, cos my children so small.
Just now my other younger sister (not my twin sister) go stick onto my back, I hate when she cling onto my back, so I lick some of my saliva on my finger and try to touch her.
She runs away, but felt annoyed, so she pui* on me.
Luckily my mother was there. She pui alr, her saliva drop on the floor.
Everytime I tell my mother that my sister pui on me, she dont believe.
So now she can believe, cos she saw it with her own eyes. So my mother beat her. >:)
*Pui = spit
Here dont have photo of my younger sister's pretty face, but if u watch the 9 o'clock show on channel 8, Tuan Yuan Fan, she looks like the girl called Yaya. Or the girl who vomitted blood.
Today...
I went to a library to borrow 4 books.
Then I went to reunion dinner at Ang Mo Kio.
We eat at a kopitiam. Every year also eat at high class restaurant, why this year eat at kopitiam?????????!!!
The food is so not nice. Got beehoon, shark fin (so little), some stupid broccoli and prawn covered in butter. After we eat then got some left over liquid, we took a cup and pour all the soup and chilli and vegetables and mix together to form a new secret recipe.
After that we went to fish shop, but the uncle chase us out cos we making too much noise or something.
Then we went to my house to celebrate my ah gong birthday.
My cousins and all go my room to hide. We off all the lights, so it's like total darkness at 8pm.
Then our maid be the ghost.
One of the maid go put a paperbag over her head, then I went to hit her head!!!! I thought it was a box or what cos I can't see in the darkness lor!
Then she was like OUCH SO PAIN!!!!!
Just now my sister go and buy a phone, then she choose the exact same OLD model as me. It's like wasting my father's money. Then I keep scolding her 'copycat' to irritate her, but she nvr change her mind. Its $300+. When my sister come into my room to kaypoh on what I am doing on my computer, I scold her 'busybody'. When she irritate me, I scold her 'boob', or 'idiot', or 'piece of shit'.
AIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one come my blog one. Then come liao nvr tag. Maybe I shld remove the tagboard.
Today I brought a blueberry bread to school to eat.
Yesterday I nvr eat anything for recess, except
someone's TREE BARK and 1/3 of Nayoung's chocolate. Nowadays I nvr go down for recess. I want to go for recess, but nobody follow me. So pathetic, right? :'( So the
someone said I have to be independent. But I don't want to be independent!
Then after recess go hall for Chinese New Year celebrations, saw
someone on the stage.
Then went home.
I'm so bored at home now. I got NOTHING to do. I'm thinking of a journal topic, but I got nothing to write about. It's CNY, but I'm at home, wasting my time.
Idk why the
someone always like to go home and watch tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everytime I watch tv, I feel so frustrated cos the drama is so SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joanne's blog:
www.beingsadforever.blogspot.com
MyJournalCover. Waste ink.
MyGeographyCover.
Today I put a small bit of my Big Breakfast from Mcdonald the cow meat, aka beef/patty about this size --> ( ) on my frontyard for the ants to eat. Then 3 ants saw the enormous feast on the floor, so they went back to the grass and asked all their buddies/relatives out. Then about 10 seconds later, there is about 100. I go back to tmy house and grabbed a magnifying glass, because Mr Ang say the magnifying glass will direct all the light rays to one point or whatever, then I shine on the ants. But the ants never explode like he said... :( Then I took a cube of ice out and circle the ants with water, so they are trapped. Some got crushed by the cube or frozen to death/heated to death by the magnifying glass.
Then I went to hotel... Then swimming... Then went home... Then I read a message that was sent at 9pm+ but I read it at 11pm+. It was disappointing, but somehow I was happy instead. :D
Yep that's about it.
Toodles!
Met a pervert today with Yin Xuan, he bent down to tie his shoes and mooned his butt. He is not wearing any ordinary underwear. He's wearing a G-string. Then we walked faster which was obvious to him that we were trying to get away. So he asked us for directions. It's so obvious he knows where it is. Despise this kind of people. If he wanted to show us his butt, at least show us a nice butt. His butt is fat. Fat ass. I'm very upset today. It all started after school.
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After that, I went to watch The Wedding Game at Marina with my family. 
My 1st son, so cute n chubby!
My 2nd pretty daughter!
My 3rd confused daughter! 
My 2nd son!
My twin sister, she looks like me right? Except I got 5 children.
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