Celine's Guide on How to Fall in Love ★

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Hi fellow stinky pants! This is a daily novel written beautifully by a young writer, on how she managed to lacerate her own heart, and stitched it back whole again.
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I like my name... C E L I N E. It is a French name and I absolutely adore French. I plan to join the French club in Poly, and I hope they teach about cooking up French cuisines and diner etiquettes (fat hope) which will bring me one step closer to become a highly sophisticated lady. ZOMG, nope this is NOT bullshit..

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I'm sort of married and sort of attached to my Monster/Teddy Bear/Cutie Pants

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Love CelineFriday, January 23, 2009 | back to top

AIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one come my blog one. Then come liao nvr tag. Maybe I shld remove the tagboard.
Today I brought a blueberry bread to school to eat.
Yesterday I nvr eat anything for recess, except someone's TREE BARK and 1/3 of Nayoung's chocolate. Nowadays I nvr go down for recess. I want to go for recess, but nobody follow me. So pathetic, right? :'( So the someone said I have to be independent. But I don't want to be independent!
Then after recess go hall for Chinese New Year celebrations, saw someone on the stage.
Then went home.

I'm so bored at home now. I got NOTHING to do. I'm thinking of a journal topic, but I got nothing to write about. It's CNY, but I'm at home, wasting my time.
Idk why the someone always like to go home and watch tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everytime I watch tv, I feel so frustrated cos the drama is so SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Celine is a very cute and cuddly girl, just like her Teddy Bear. She likes to catch insects that crawl on her desk because she leaves crumps of biscuits on her table and never ever clears the crisps up because she is a lazy pig. And now, she attracted all these bugs! So, to entertain herself, she will adorable-ly find a transparent box and then trap and gather all the insects that crawl on her table together, and inhabit them, with no air, no holes in that box and watch them curiously. Frequently, she naively wonders if those insects will ever make love and give birth to more little bugs in that transparent box, or just die of suffocation, hunger or starvation. Now, how can the insects even think of making love when they are in dire straits?! When they die, she is cheerful. She is kind of a weird and sadist girl. And, she is very talented in drawing flowers especially painting elegant roses however, she always completes them half way as she does not have the patience. So it is a half-painted rose. If she one day decides to finally put her heart to it and complete the coloration of the maroon rose, she will give the masterpiece to her Teddy Bear and I have a pre-feeling that it will be the most exquisite rose you have ever seen.

Love Celine Friday, January 23, 2009 | back to top

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Ok. This website is a complete phony and crap. It is a scam site, and will deliberately scam your feelings, suck and extract your happiness out of your soul such that you feel light, drowsy and dizzy, faint, and sick. So stop reading now. It will not teach you how to fall in love, u bodoh. If you fall in love, u do it naturally. U do not need a guide, unless u are a geek. If you read this, you have wasted minutes of your life. It is fake. Do not continue reading. You have wasted 7+ seconds! You are such a stubborn pig. Why do you continue reading when I tell you not to? Stop now. You pig. Oopsy daisy, sorry for calling you pig. Haha! You noob.

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