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Hi fellow stinky pants! This is a daily novel written
beautifully by a young writer, on how she managed to
lacerate her own heart, and
stitched it back whole again.
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Celine is a very
cute and
cuddly girl, just like her
Teddy Bear. She likes to
catch insects that crawl on her desk because she leaves
crumps of biscuits on her table and never ever clears the crisps up because she is a
lazy pig. And now, she attracted all these bugs! So, to entertain herself, she will
adorable-ly find a transparent box
and then trap and gather all the insects that crawl on her table together, and inhabit them, with no air, no holes in that box and watch them curiously. Frequently, she
naively wonders if those insects will ever make love and give birth to more little bugs in that transparent box, or just die of suffocation, hunger or starvation. Now, how can the insects even think of making love when they are in dire straits?! When they die, she is cheerful. She is kind of a
weird and sadist girl. And, she is very
talented in drawing flowers especially
painting elegant roses
however, she always completes them half way as she does not have the patience. So it is a half-painted rose. If she one day decides to finally put her heart to it and complete the coloration of the maroon rose, she will give the masterpiece to her Teddy Bear and I have a pre-feeling that it will be the most
exquisite rose you have ever seen.
My 1st daughter. She got "orh barc kac" cos she just got beaten up/ trying to be a
jiang si* on chinese new year.
*Jiang si = Chinese vampire... Right?
My 1st son, so cute n chubby!
My 2nd pretty daughter!
My 3rd confused daughter!
My 2nd son!
My twin sister, she looks like me right? Except I got 5 children.
My house
My ah ma house
(Spot the difference)
I got $380. I nvr gambling, cos my children so small.
Just now my other younger sister (not my twin sister) go stick onto my back, I hate when she cling onto my back, so I lick some of my saliva on my finger and try to touch her.
She runs away, but felt annoyed, so she pui* on me.
Luckily my mother was there. She pui alr, her saliva drop on the floor.
Everytime I tell my mother that my sister pui on me, she dont believe.
So now she can believe, cos she saw it with her own eyes. So my mother beat her. >:)
*Pui = spit
Here dont have photo of my younger sister's pretty face, but if u watch the 9 o'clock show on channel 8, Tuan Yuan Fan, she looks like the girl called Yaya. Or the girl who vomitted blood.
About Scam Site
Ok. This website is a complete
phony and
crap. It is a scam site, and will deliberately scam your feelings, suck and extract your happiness out of your soul such that you feel light, drowsy and dizzy, faint, and sick. So stop reading now.
It will not teach you how to fall in love, u
bodoh. If you fall in love, u do it naturally. U do not need a guide, unless u are a geek. If you read this, you have
wasted minutes of your life. It is
fake. Do not continue reading. You have wasted 7+ seconds!
You are such a stubborn pig. Why do you continue reading when I tell you not to? Stop now. You pig. Oopsy daisy, sorry for calling you pig. Haha! You noob.
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My 1st son, so cute n chubby!
My 2nd pretty daughter!
My 3rd confused daughter! 
My 2nd son!
My twin sister, she looks like me right? Except I got 5 children.