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I like my name... C E L I N E. It is a French name and I absolutely adore French. I plan to join the French club in Poly, and I hope they teach about cooking up French cuisines and diner etiquettes (fat hope) which will bring me one step closer to become a highly sophisticated lady. ZOMG, nope this is NOT bullshit..
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Love CelineSaturday, February 28, 2009 | back to top

Yesterday, I met another 'pervert' uncle. Maybe YX wont consider him pervert, but I would. He talked to us for what seemed like an hour.
We went to HDB Hub @ Toa Payoh to raise funds for Singapore Heart Foundation. I tied 2 plaids yesterday cos I thot maybe people will donate to cute ppl. ^_^
So we asked this uncle who unfortunately already have the sticker on his shirt. So we thot he would just walk away and leave us alone. But no, he keep talking. He said why the schools ask children to beg for money we shld be studying not begging for money. So I said we were raising funds for old people, just donate $1 will do. So he said he donate a lot also no use cos nobody will know. So I said God will know. Then he said previously there is this Anderson girl who ask him to donate and she was very pretty. Then he asked us to go and see the girl. So I thought to myself, whether she's pretty or not it's none of our business. Then he continued talking about his son and daughter also fund raising then he ask his kids not to do cos it's begging. Then he boasted his offsprings very clever cos they got no tuition. So I shoot him back and said we also got no tuition. Then he complain about why the school ask us to raise funds but never give commission. Then he keep talking and talking. Then I interrupted and asked for the time and said we were supposed to go. Then he say ok, ok. But he dont want us to go, so he said we are very pretty then ask us to be his godchild but dont tell our fathers in case our father buay song. He looks like our chinese teacher. Like who wants to be ur godchild. Then he asked for our numbers then I said, sorry our mothers said cannot anyhow give number to stranger. Then he said I very pretty but my eyes very small, he said that if I talk to him like that I'm trying to intimidate him, but he said he wasn't scared. So I shoot him back and said his eyes also very small what. YX laugh. Then he said I dunno how to judge people. So I said I just know him for a day, how I know whether he is a good person or bad person. Then he was buay song. Then yin xuan asked what's his job. He said he doesn't have a job. Then I said we really have to go. He said we very pretty again, then said unfortunately there is a law that no sex under 16 so if we were above 16 he will "luan gao wo men" which means he will bed us. I crossed my arms and said we really have to go. Then he said okok, then he said I am the kind of people who thinks that he is bad. He said yin xuan has big eyes and know how to judge people. :D I got small eyes, and don't know how to judge people... so I said okok, I blind can? Then he was like 'no not blind la...' then he wanted to offer us some money to drink coffee so I rejected and said no need ok we are not beggars. We got money. Then he said I very "huai dan" (naughty). Luckily Mrs Ang came and said "Is there a problem girls?" Then I told her "he keeps talking to us". Mrs Ang talked to him and he raised his voice at her. Mrs Ang kept her smile. But finally he left. Basically cos he's scared. Cowardly uncle.
In the end, he didnt donate, and he didnt get our numbers.
Donation: YX&C: 0 Uncle: 1
Get our numbers: YX&C: 1 Uncle: 0
Mrs Ang said "Are you ok, girls? You all shld just leave just now"
Yin Xuan & I said "We tried to leave 3 times but he continued talking. And he insulted us"
Mrs Ang said "It's ok. Some people are screwed in the head"

After that, someone went all emo. Then we went to get a Slurpee @ 7-Eleven and bought Mr Bean. We were traumatized so we went slacking. Then we went to find Jasmine Nayoung Riswana and Shabana. Afer that we went back to AMK Hub and followed Jasmine to meet her boyfriend. ^_^ We stand outside the nEbo while she went in. Then we went back to school to return the can... Then it started raining... Luckily my father coming to pick me and we are heading to AMK Hub so my father long bang the whole group. There is a long queue to the car park then Nayoung got impatient cos she's meeting her boyfriend. I went to watch Marley & Me. It's not as nice as I thought it would be... It's touching but very very sad.


In total, I met 3 perverts in 3 months.
Dec: Indian man who sms-ed me he loved me.
Jan: Chinese man that mooned us with his g-string.
Feb: Old uncle who keep talking crap. Objective: to get our numbers and bed us in the future.
Love CelineWednesday, February 25, 2009 | back to top

Just now got rainbow outside my house. :)
Today camp is sooooo boring...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^&^%$#@!









Love CelineSaturday, February 21, 2009 | back to top

Today, I went to the Singapore Mandai Zoo. After playing at the swimming pool @ the zoo, my aunt wanted to change my baby cousin's clothes so she left him stark naked for a few minutes. My naked baby cousin (below) innocently put one of his legs on the bench and the other on the ground and started peeing... ^_^

















A guinea pig my mother bought for my sister for her bday.









Love CelineMonday, February 2, 2009 | back to top

Today Mrs Grace Chua say good morning to me, but I nvr say back leh... So paiseh
In the afternoon I eating right, then the drop beside me leh! I going to zhong beh beio already leh!
But dunnoe why my math test got 18/25 only. So unluccccccccccccccckkkkkyyy, see wrongly...
:(
Love CelineSunday, February 1, 2009 | back to top




















This is only 1 pair of shoes I designed for Art Club. I spent 2 days on it. Is it too complicated? :(