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I like my name... C E L I N E. It is a French name and I absolutely adore French. I plan to join the French club in Poly, and I hope they teach about cooking up French cuisines and diner etiquettes (fat hope) which will bring me one step closer to become a highly sophisticated lady. ZOMG, nope this is NOT bullshit..
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Love CelineSaturday, March 28, 2009 | back to top











Love CelineFriday, March 13, 2009 | back to top

Top 10 distractions when I am studying:

10. Broken Nails
Sometimes when my nail breaks, I will feel very frustrated until I stop studying, get up from my chair, out of my bedroom (2nd floor), walk down the stairs to the 1st floor, find the nail clipper, can't find the nail clipper, shout for maid to come find for me, wait for maid to come, get nail clipper, clip nails, walk back upstairs, feel satisfied, take about a few minutes to get over my satisfication.

9. Entangled Hair
Stop studying -> walk to toilet -> find scissors -> cut out entangled hair -> put scissors back -> spend a few minutes making faces at the mirror -> walk back.

8. Long Hair
Look up from my textbook -> touch hair -> wonder why my hair is so lush and soft today -> can't stop touching my hair -> play with hair -> tie plaids -> comb hair -> realise that I need to study.

7. Handwriting
Sometimes when I'm memorising the text, I look at my handwriting and get mesmerized because I loooooooooove my handwriting!!!!!!! So nice!!!!!!!! Spend a few minutes admiring how my handwriting evolved from squarish and ugly to neat and cute. ^_^

6. Singing
When I study, I listen to the radio. So when a nice song comes up and I spend my time singing instead of studying...!!!!

5. Maid
Maid comes into my room to disiao me. She creeps in and suddenly say "BOOOO!" So I get a terrible shock and few minutes of distraction.

4. Sister
Sister comes in to kaypoh on what I am doing.

3. SMS
When someone smses me, I have to think of something entertaining to reply. Then I'll spend a few seconds grinning with satisfaction that I gave a good long reply.

2. Backaches
My back will cramp like hell until I lie on the floor and crack my bones.

And the number 1 reason why I get distracted:

This crap person keeps coming into my head. I'm going crazy. When I watch tv, bath, sleep, shopping, studying, smsing, playing computer, you name it, this person enters my thoughts.
And now I'm writing about this dumb person. Can't this person realise IT is unwelcomed?
This happens so frequently that between 5 hours of study I wasted 2 hours because of it keeps making me daydream.

English errors that I learnt this week

Respirate = wrong, Respire = correct. (From Ms Ng)
Satisfication = wrong, Satisfaction = correct.
Dogs sweat, humans perspire (From Ms Ng). Then I realised that dogs DONT SWEAT because they dont have sweat glands, their drool is their sweat. (From my sister) So Ms Ng is kind of....... WRONG.

Great, one whole boring week with nothing to do. I hate school holidays...............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone please ask me out. (",)
Love CelineFriday, March 6, 2009 | back to top




This is my poster.
The words are "Avoid slips, trips and falls... A little prevention... can prevent a lifetime of pain..."