I've got
- New school shoes
- New clothes: One with zipper down the front
- New phone: LG Arena... though touch screen isn't very good
- New school bag: My black bag was ripping apart. I look so poor carrying a torn bag.
JEALOUS?
My blog's got immature barbie doll songs (someone told me). But I like them, SO DEAL WITH IT!!!!! :) I'm not ready to go back to school cuz I havent revise or done any freaking homework, I wish the H1N1 spreads all over Singapore so I can stay at home. :)
Today I went followed my mum to run some errands. We went to a deserted warehouse (which is suppose to be storing furniture) and went all the way to the 11th floor, walked all the way to the corner to an abandoned shop, in the middle of nowhere. It's so isolated there. The shop sells organic food (pesticide-free). I went to see lettuce and it's like $9. LOL... U could buy 2 or 3 at a supermarket with $1? And the other vegetables are filled with numerous holes. I figured the bugs created them. The food are NOT pest-free, they are pesticide-free. U might eat a snail or aphid by accident and not know it. Why would anyone wanna eat...? My mum said it's healthier cuz you dont consume the chemicals in the pesticides that may cause cancer. Whatever... I ain't eating insects!!!! =)
Me: Come to plaza sing now
He: so far. no.. i don't like you.. you treat me as nothing.. never respect me..
Me: I treat you as dog only..
He: dam you.. still dare to say it!.. ihate you!.. you bitch.. liar..
Thursday: Watched Land of the Lost with jasmine. There's this kissing scene which I like to watch, but why does the guy have to be so obese?
EW!!!!!Friday: Watched Drag Me to Hell with jasmine &
yinxuan. It's about this old lady who put a curse on a woman... Well it's disgusting
cuz she barfs phlegm or some green goo into the woman's mouth...
EW!!!!!!! The woman kissed the old lady... And ate her vomit......
Saturday, which is today: I went bowling at
changi, Safra. My ball kept
goin' in the gutter today. :( I went with my cousins to the air-conditioned playground. I told them I didn't want to play but they dragged me in. I knocked down a little girl. Yeah, so childish of me to be running in a kids' playground when I'm 16 this year!!!!! Then she was like lying on the floor... Then I was like "Oh my gosh, are you okay???? Sorry!!!!!" Then she ran to her father.... Then I was like "Oh no I'm in deep shit...." Then after a while she went back to play again I asked her "Are you okay?" again, she didn't reply but she smiled a little at me, so I thought she'd forgiven me so.... ..... But, I still feel bad for
bein' so immature. .. ....
Ohhh, there's this other little girl who wanted to put the lid of a box back but she couldn't reach it so I helped her and she was so delighted and kept
smilin and starin at me. So I said "hello!" and she ran off...
Oh and I wonder why ugly people like to put pictures of their disfigured faces online for other people to look and feel so disgusted? *Rolls eyes* And some people should get their facts right before swearing and cursing behind people's back!!! What a ignorant
byotch!!!
This is a story of a girl, who went to Plaza Singapura today with her mum and sister. She's meeting someone. At Plaza Singapura. Someone
special. You would probably think if you're goin' "rendezvous" at Plaza Singapura, you wouldn't want your parents around. However, she does not want to take the MRT, cuz she has no sense of direction, and she does not want to perspire from walking to the bus stop under the heat that radiates from the ever merciless sun of tropical Singapore. So she went took her mother's car instead. She eats at Pastamania. That special someone happens to walk past Pastamania, and spies perversely on her, without her knowledge. She finishes eating her marcaroni with cheese, finds and excuse to leave and dashes out of the restaurant, to shake off her pestering sister from following her. Grrrrrrrr... She meets that special someone and chat about sweet nothings with him for a mere 10 minutes... She finds that striped shirt he's wearing cute. He's shy, so he give excuses about having to leave but he knows that in his heart he only wants to stay. "Whats wrong with him...?" she thought. After that, she gathers with her family again, and had to deal with interrogation from her mother, wow, fun.
*This
might be a
false story. :}
I baked today, things didn't turn out right. I used rice flour instead of normal flour now it tastes like rice. EWWWWWWWW!!! I wanna eat marcaroni @ pastamania tmr!!! Tmr watching movie with ____. Have a nice day! :B
Hmm... Today a mysterious shadow rang my house bell at around 7 to 8pm, my maid went out to check, the person's already gone. Bo liao!
Taylor Swift - Permenant Marker
I ain't jealous of you
Just thought you should know
You were never good enough for him or anything like me
So you might as well sit back 'cause I ain't tryin to show maturity
X is the shape I drew through your face
In permanent marker
Oh yeah
Just like the mark you knew you were makin
Who do you think you are
To write on his heart
In permanent marker
Attended a wedding dinner 2day, groom
wuz a musician, wow. My ah ma came to sit with us and brought up the stupid topic... She got all panicky and said n front of the whole family that she found out
this guy came to my house while my parents are overseas...
ZZZZZ how did she find out anyway??????? Must be my maid la!!!! She's worried that I will have sex with the guy or
wadever... Now my whole family thinks I
have a boyfriend which I clearly do not. Then my aunt also said she called me and my secretary boyfriend picked up the phone...
ZZZZOk, they do not realise that these are 2 different people altogether...!!!! I pretended to drink my orange juice as I always do to avoid answering stupid questions. It's called selective deafness, where you ignore things you don't want to hear!
The kids are playing on the stage, I'm left out
cuz I was the only teenager. So I went out to the lounge outside the "wedding restaurant" to read a book. Actually I wasn't reading, I was thinking about _____ and cracking my knuckles, looking down at my book. The lounge is quiet, I'm the only one there. So this guy came to sit across from me. He call me in c
hinese "
xiao jie", which I ignored and continued looking down at my book... Since I ignored him, he got even bolder and came up to me and asked for my number. I said "
ni shi zhei?" I stared at him. Ok, I know my eyes are small. From his accent, he's from china. He's chubby. I won't say he's good looking. He's a teenager. His phone is
sony ericsson.
P.S. I
wuz just sitting there reading, I wasn't flirting with him or flipping my hair or
applying lipstick or whatever.
Did I give him my number??????? It's a mystery.
{Pictures of wedding tmr}
Slept in today, so nice. Except my aunt called twice n I got annoyed. I cancelled n diverted it to nixon lum in my subconsciousness. Went 2 cousins' house. Turns out she's moved to a luxurious condo w a shopping centre built right below, so cool! Strawberries that I ate went back up my oesophagus, vomited all over the place. So cool! 2moro, wedding dinner 2 attend. Im gonna wear my fav sleek black dress n black strap Mary Janes 2 match. ;)
Something to entertain you
OMG! i took karate cuz my crush was taking it too. during one class, i had to go to the bathroom so bad, but the instructor wouldn't let me. then, when i lifted my leg to show off a kick, i peed a little!!! now my crush wont go near me. Sux 4 me!
Love
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OMG! I was making out with my boyfriend and I called him by my brother's name by mistake. He got so mad that he left. He broke up with me the next day at school! And now my brother heard about it and thinks I'm a freak. Sux 4 me!
Love
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OMG! I was at school flirting with my crush, Jared. We were in the middle of a HILARIOUS convo, when I let out the biggest fart ever by accident. To this day, his friends and him still call me Stinky. Sux 4 me!
Love
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OMG! I was with my mom at Target, getting some new clothes for summer. I went into the underwear section, and when i turned around with 4 bras in my hand, my crush was standing right there. Even worse: He saw me carrying TRAINING bras. Sux 4 me!
Random
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OMG! My crush Steve and I were supposed 2 go to the movies, but he canceled. so I called my bff Katie, but she couldnt go either. So I went by myself. A couple in front of me were totally liplocked, and I told them 2 stop. It ended out being Steve and Kate. Sux 4 me!
Love
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OMG! I was watching Twilight with my boyfriend, and to be funny, i bit his neck. then i felt something squirt in my mouth. i'd popped a zit on his neck. in my mouth. EW! oh, and the next day, he dumped me for being a weirdo. Sux 4 me!
Love
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OMG! I went to the coolest girl in school's birthday sleepover party. After we all went to bed, I had the worst dream that I had to pee really badly, but couldn't find a bathroom. When I woke up, I realized I had peed on her couch! Sux 4 me!
Friends
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OMG! When my crush came over to study with me, I poured him a glass of what I thought was apple juice because he was thirsty. It really was the leftover cooking oil my mom was saving! He thought that I had tricked him on purpose. right before he puked on my bed. Sux 4 me!
Love
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OMG! This really cute guy at the mall starting flirting with me. He even put his hands gently on my waist, which I thought was so sweet! That is, until he walked away... and I realized he had just stolen my wallet. Sux 4 me!
Random
Sucks 4 You (254) :: Get Over It (13) :: Comment
OMG! last summer i went 2 the fair with my crush. we rode this 1 roller coaster 14 times. after that, i started 2 feel sick so we went on the ferris wheel. as soon as he tried to kiss me, i puked on his shoes. and we were still stuck at the top of the ride! Sux 4 me!
Love
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OMG! i told all my friends about this cute guy i kissed when i went to the beach last wknd. we happened to see him in the supermarket one day and he walked right passed me. turns out he FORGOT who i was — right in front of all my friends! Sux 4 me!
Love
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OMG! Once me and my boyfriend were making out in the movie theater. Then, this older couple gets all annoyed at us and tells us to stop. I turned around and yelled at them to mind their own beezwax. Turns out it was my mom and dad. Sux 4 me!
Love
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OMG! so I was at the movies with my crush. Well, this really rude woman was in front of us with her cell phone going off really loud. so I kicked the back of her chair. When she turned around, I saw it was my crush's mom!! REALLLLY Sux 4 me!
Love
Sucks 4 You (415) :: Get Over It (70) :: Comment
Some freak called me 19 times today
He said Jethro wuz blocking his view from peeping at his you-know-who
LOL
Shld I go for bio tmr....?
My parents aren't @ home
Today I almost poke my eyes with the mascara.... So.... Wow, I almost gone blind... Or my pupil got stained black 4ever...
In the cybrary I wuz freaking cold, shivering n all my hairs are standing....
If a girl tells you she's cold you're suppose to hug her
I wuz watching hannah montana movie at amk hub from 5-8pm
My house will be empty on
Wed (1pm flight) - Sun (10th to 14th) Cuz mom and sis going Thailand
Dad > Overseas from today (6th, Saturday) to 12th, Friday, reach home about 5pm.
......
{A picture speaks a thousand words}
Thursday {After school}
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Wild wild wet...
having a whale of a time.................................
Friday {After school}
This is not me......
This is what my family looks like from the back
I am so confused... Yep u suceeded in making me jealous now u can stop....
I almost* had him =)
I am so unhappy...
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lazy pig. And now, she attracted all these bugs! So, to entertain herself, she will
adorable-ly find a transparent box
and then trap and gather all the insects that crawl on her table together, and inhabit them, with no air, no holes in that box and watch them curiously. Frequently, she
naively wonders if those insects will ever make love and give birth to more little bugs in that transparent box, or just die of suffocation, hunger or starvation. Now, how can the insects even think of making love when they are in dire straits?! When they die, she is cheerful. She is kind of a
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exquisite rose you have ever seen.
I've got
- New school shoes
- New clothes: One with zipper down the front
- New phone: LG Arena... though touch screen isn't very good
- New school bag: My black bag was ripping apart. I look so poor carrying a torn bag.
JEALOUS?
My blog's got immature barbie doll songs (someone told me). But I like them, SO DEAL WITH IT!!!!! :) I'm not ready to go back to school cuz I havent revise or done any freaking homework, I wish the H1N1 spreads all over Singapore so I can stay at home. :)
Today I went followed my mum to run some errands. We went to a deserted warehouse (which is suppose to be storing furniture) and went all the way to the 11th floor, walked all the way to the corner to an abandoned shop, in the middle of nowhere. It's so isolated there. The shop sells organic food (pesticide-free). I went to see lettuce and it's like $9. LOL... U could buy 2 or 3 at a supermarket with $1? And the other vegetables are filled with numerous holes. I figured the bugs created them. The food are NOT pest-free, they are pesticide-free. U might eat a snail or aphid by accident and not know it. Why would anyone wanna eat...? My mum said it's healthier cuz you dont consume the chemicals in the pesticides that may cause cancer. Whatever... I ain't eating insects!!!! =)
Me: Come to plaza sing now
He: so far. no.. i don't like you.. you treat me as nothing.. never respect me..
Me: I treat you as dog only..
He: dam you.. still dare to say it!.. ihate you!.. you bitch.. liar..
Thursday: Watched Land of the Lost with jasmine. There's this kissing scene which I like to watch, but why does the guy have to be so obese?
EW!!!!!Friday: Watched Drag Me to Hell with jasmine &
yinxuan. It's about this old lady who put a curse on a woman... Well it's disgusting
cuz she barfs phlegm or some green goo into the woman's mouth...
EW!!!!!!! The woman kissed the old lady... And ate her vomit......
Saturday, which is today: I went bowling at
changi, Safra. My ball kept
goin' in the gutter today. :( I went with my cousins to the air-conditioned playground. I told them I didn't want to play but they dragged me in. I knocked down a little girl. Yeah, so childish of me to be running in a kids' playground when I'm 16 this year!!!!! Then she was like lying on the floor... Then I was like "Oh my gosh, are you okay???? Sorry!!!!!" Then she ran to her father.... Then I was like "Oh no I'm in deep shit...." Then after a while she went back to play again I asked her "Are you okay?" again, she didn't reply but she smiled a little at me, so I thought she'd forgiven me so.... ..... But, I still feel bad for
bein' so immature. .. ....
Ohhh, there's this other little girl who wanted to put the lid of a box back but she couldn't reach it so I helped her and she was so delighted and kept
smilin and starin at me. So I said "hello!" and she ran off...
Oh and I wonder why ugly people like to put pictures of their disfigured faces online for other people to look and feel so disgusted? *Rolls eyes* And some people should get their facts right before swearing and cursing behind people's back!!! What a ignorant
byotch!!!
This is a story of a girl, who went to Plaza Singapura today with her mum and sister. She's meeting someone. At Plaza Singapura. Someone
special. You would probably think if you're goin' "rendezvous" at Plaza Singapura, you wouldn't want your parents around. However, she does not want to take the MRT, cuz she has no sense of direction, and she does not want to perspire from walking to the bus stop under the heat that radiates from the ever merciless sun of tropical Singapore. So she went took her mother's car instead. She eats at Pastamania. That special someone happens to walk past Pastamania, and spies perversely on her, without her knowledge. She finishes eating her marcaroni with cheese, finds and excuse to leave and dashes out of the restaurant, to shake off her pestering sister from following her. Grrrrrrrr... She meets that special someone and chat about sweet nothings with him for a mere 10 minutes... She finds that striped shirt he's wearing cute. He's shy, so he give excuses about having to leave but he knows that in his heart he only wants to stay. "Whats wrong with him...?" she thought. After that, she gathers with her family again, and had to deal with interrogation from her mother, wow, fun.
*This
might be a
false story. :}
I baked today, things didn't turn out right. I used rice flour instead of normal flour now it tastes like rice. EWWWWWWWW!!! I wanna eat marcaroni @ pastamania tmr!!! Tmr watching movie with ____. Have a nice day! :B
Hmm... Today a mysterious shadow rang my house bell at around 7 to 8pm, my maid went out to check, the person's already gone. Bo liao!
Taylor Swift - Permenant Marker
I ain't jealous of you
Just thought you should know
You were never good enough for him or anything like me
So you might as well sit back 'cause I ain't tryin to show maturity
X is the shape I drew through your face
In permanent marker
Oh yeah
Just like the mark you knew you were makin
Who do you think you are
To write on his heart
In permanent marker
Attended a wedding dinner 2day, groom
wuz a musician, wow. My ah ma came to sit with us and brought up the stupid topic... She got all panicky and said n front of the whole family that she found out
this guy came to my house while my parents are overseas...
ZZZZZ how did she find out anyway??????? Must be my maid la!!!! She's worried that I will have sex with the guy or
wadever... Now my whole family thinks I
have a boyfriend which I clearly do not. Then my aunt also said she called me and my secretary boyfriend picked up the phone...
ZZZZOk, they do not realise that these are 2 different people altogether...!!!! I pretended to drink my orange juice as I always do to avoid answering stupid questions. It's called selective deafness, where you ignore things you don't want to hear!
The kids are playing on the stage, I'm left out
cuz I was the only teenager. So I went out to the lounge outside the "wedding restaurant" to read a book. Actually I wasn't reading, I was thinking about _____ and cracking my knuckles, looking down at my book. The lounge is quiet, I'm the only one there. So this guy came to sit across from me. He call me in c
hinese "
xiao jie", which I ignored and continued looking down at my book... Since I ignored him, he got even bolder and came up to me and asked for my number. I said "
ni shi zhei?" I stared at him. Ok, I know my eyes are small. From his accent, he's from china. He's chubby. I won't say he's good looking. He's a teenager. His phone is
sony ericsson.
P.S. I
wuz just sitting there reading, I wasn't flirting with him or flipping my hair or
applying lipstick or whatever.
Did I give him my number??????? It's a mystery.
{Pictures of wedding tmr}
Slept in today, so nice. Except my aunt called twice n I got annoyed. I cancelled n diverted it to nixon lum in my subconsciousness. Went 2 cousins' house. Turns out she's moved to a luxurious condo w a shopping centre built right below, so cool! Strawberries that I ate went back up my oesophagus, vomited all over the place. So cool! 2moro, wedding dinner 2 attend. Im gonna wear my fav sleek black dress n black strap Mary Janes 2 match. ;)
Something to entertain you
OMG! i took karate cuz my crush was taking it too. during one class, i had to go to the bathroom so bad, but the instructor wouldn't let me. then, when i lifted my leg to show off a kick, i peed a little!!! now my crush wont go near me. Sux 4 me!
Love
Sucks 4 You (127) :: Get Over It (13) ::
OMG! I was making out with my boyfriend and I called him by my brother's name by mistake. He got so mad that he left. He broke up with me the next day at school! And now my brother heard about it and thinks I'm a freak. Sux 4 me!
Love
Sucks 4 You (133) :: Get Over It (30) :: Comment
OMG! I was at school flirting with my crush, Jared. We were in the middle of a HILARIOUS convo, when I let out the biggest fart ever by accident. To this day, his friends and him still call me Stinky. Sux 4 me!
Love
Sucks 4 You (123) :: Get Over It (21) :: Comment
OMG! I was with my mom at Target, getting some new clothes for summer. I went into the underwear section, and when i turned around with 4 bras in my hand, my crush was standing right there. Even worse: He saw me carrying TRAINING bras. Sux 4 me!
Random
Sucks 4 You (123) :: Get Over It (53) :: Comment
OMG! My crush Steve and I were supposed 2 go to the movies, but he canceled. so I called my bff Katie, but she couldnt go either. So I went by myself. A couple in front of me were totally liplocked, and I told them 2 stop. It ended out being Steve and Kate. Sux 4 me!
Love
Sucks 4 You (253) :: Get Over It (21) :: Comment
OMG! I was watching Twilight with my boyfriend, and to be funny, i bit his neck. then i felt something squirt in my mouth. i'd popped a zit on his neck. in my mouth. EW! oh, and the next day, he dumped me for being a weirdo. Sux 4 me!
Love
Sucks 4 You (274) :: Get Over It (24) :: Comment
OMG! I went to the coolest girl in school's birthday sleepover party. After we all went to bed, I had the worst dream that I had to pee really badly, but couldn't find a bathroom. When I woke up, I realized I had peed on her couch! Sux 4 me!
Friends
Sucks 4 You (219) :: Get Over It (17) :: Comment
OMG! When my crush came over to study with me, I poured him a glass of what I thought was apple juice because he was thirsty. It really was the leftover cooking oil my mom was saving! He thought that I had tricked him on purpose. right before he puked on my bed. Sux 4 me!
Love
Sucks 4 You (148) :: Get Over It (29) :: Comment
OMG! This really cute guy at the mall starting flirting with me. He even put his hands gently on my waist, which I thought was so sweet! That is, until he walked away... and I realized he had just stolen my wallet. Sux 4 me!
Random
Sucks 4 You (254) :: Get Over It (13) :: Comment
OMG! last summer i went 2 the fair with my crush. we rode this 1 roller coaster 14 times. after that, i started 2 feel sick so we went on the ferris wheel. as soon as he tried to kiss me, i puked on his shoes. and we were still stuck at the top of the ride! Sux 4 me!
Love
Sucks 4 You (151) :: Get Over It (9) :: Comment
OMG! i told all my friends about this cute guy i kissed when i went to the beach last wknd. we happened to see him in the supermarket one day and he walked right passed me. turns out he FORGOT who i was — right in front of all my friends! Sux 4 me!
Love
Sucks 4 You (168) :: Get Over It (37) :: Comment
OMG! Once me and my boyfriend were making out in the movie theater. Then, this older couple gets all annoyed at us and tells us to stop. I turned around and yelled at them to mind their own beezwax. Turns out it was my mom and dad. Sux 4 me!
Love
Sucks 4 You (178) :: Get Over It (16) :: Comment
OMG! so I was at the movies with my crush. Well, this really rude woman was in front of us with her cell phone going off really loud. so I kicked the back of her chair. When she turned around, I saw it was my crush's mom!! REALLLLY Sux 4 me!
Love
Sucks 4 You (415) :: Get Over It (70) :: Comment
Some freak called me 19 times today
He said Jethro wuz blocking his view from peeping at his you-know-who
LOL
Shld I go for bio tmr....?
My parents aren't @ home
Today I almost poke my eyes with the mascara.... So.... Wow, I almost gone blind... Or my pupil got stained black 4ever...
In the cybrary I wuz freaking cold, shivering n all my hairs are standing....
If a girl tells you she's cold you're suppose to hug her
I wuz watching hannah montana movie at amk hub from 5-8pm
My house will be empty on
Wed (1pm flight) - Sun (10th to 14th) Cuz mom and sis going Thailand
Dad > Overseas from today (6th, Saturday) to 12th, Friday, reach home about 5pm.
......
{A picture speaks a thousand words}
Thursday {After school}
Wild wild wet...
having a whale of a time.................................
Friday {After school}
This is not me......
This is what my family looks like from the back
I am so confused... Yep u suceeded in making me jealous now u can stop....
I almost* had him =)
I am so unhappy...
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Friday {After school} 
Hi fellow stinky pants! This is a daily novel written beautifully by a young writer, on how she managed to lacerate her own heart, and stitched it back whole again.
