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I like my name... C E L I N E. It is a French name and I absolutely adore French. I plan to join the French club in Poly, and I hope they teach about cooking up French cuisines and diner etiquettes (fat hope) which will bring me one step closer to become a highly sophisticated lady. ZOMG, nope this is NOT bullshit..
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OMG! i took karate cuz my crush was taking it too. during one class, i had to go to the bathroom so bad, but the instructor wouldn't let me. then, when i lifted my leg to show off a kick, i peed a little!!! now my crush wont go near me. Sux 4 me!
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OMG! I was making out with my boyfriend and I called him by my brother's name by mistake. He got so mad that he left. He broke up with me the next day at school! And now my brother heard about it and thinks I'm a freak. Sux 4 me!
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OMG! I was at school flirting with my crush, Jared. We were in the middle of a HILARIOUS convo, when I let out the biggest fart ever by accident. To this day, his friends and him still call me Stinky. Sux 4 me!
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OMG! I was with my mom at Target, getting some new clothes for summer. I went into the underwear section, and when i turned around with 4 bras in my hand, my crush was standing right there. Even worse: He saw me carrying TRAINING bras. Sux 4 me!
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OMG! My crush Steve and I were supposed 2 go to the movies, but he canceled. so I called my bff Katie, but she couldnt go either. So I went by myself. A couple in front of me were totally liplocked, and I told them 2 stop. It ended out being Steve and Kate. Sux 4 me!
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OMG! I was watching Twilight with my boyfriend, and to be funny, i bit his neck. then i felt something squirt in my mouth. i'd popped a zit on his neck. in my mouth. EW! oh, and the next day, he dumped me for being a weirdo. Sux 4 me!
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OMG! I went to the coolest girl in school's birthday sleepover party. After we all went to bed, I had the worst dream that I had to pee really badly, but couldn't find a bathroom. When I woke up, I realized I had peed on her couch! Sux 4 me!
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OMG! When my crush came over to study with me, I poured him a glass of what I thought was apple juice because he was thirsty. It really was the leftover cooking oil my mom was saving! He thought that I had tricked him on purpose. right before he puked on my bed. Sux 4 me!
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OMG! This really cute guy at the mall starting flirting with me. He even put his hands gently on my waist, which I thought was so sweet! That is, until he walked away... and I realized he had just stolen my wallet. Sux 4 me!
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OMG! last summer i went 2 the fair with my crush. we rode this 1 roller coaster 14 times. after that, i started 2 feel sick so we went on the ferris wheel. as soon as he tried to kiss me, i puked on his shoes. and we were still stuck at the top of the ride! Sux 4 me!
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OMG! i told all my friends about this cute guy i kissed when i went to the beach last wknd. we happened to see him in the supermarket one day and he walked right passed me. turns out he FORGOT who i was — right in front of all my friends! Sux 4 me!
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OMG! Once me and my boyfriend were making out in the movie theater. Then, this older couple gets all annoyed at us and tells us to stop. I turned around and yelled at them to mind their own beezwax. Turns out it was my mom and dad. Sux 4 me!
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OMG! so I was at the movies with my crush. Well, this really rude woman was in front of us with her cell phone going off really loud. so I kicked the back of her chair. When she turned around, I saw it was my crush's mom!! REALLLLY Sux 4 me!
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