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Hi fellow stinky pants! This is a daily novel written
beautifully by a young writer, on how she managed to
lacerate her own heart, and
stitched it back whole again.
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Celine is a very
cute and
cuddly girl, just like her
Teddy Bear. She likes to
catch insects that crawl on her desk because she leaves
crumps of biscuits on her table and never ever clears the crisps up because she is a
lazy pig. And now, she attracted all these bugs! So, to entertain herself, she will
adorable-ly find a transparent box
and then trap and gather all the insects that crawl on her table together, and inhabit them, with no air, no holes in that box and watch them curiously. Frequently, she
naively wonders if those insects will ever make love and give birth to more little bugs in that transparent box, or just die of suffocation, hunger or starvation. Now, how can the insects even think of making love when they are in dire straits?! When they die, she is cheerful. She is kind of a
weird and sadist girl. And, she is very
talented in drawing flowers especially
painting elegant roses
however, she always completes them half way as she does not have the patience. So it is a half-painted rose. If she one day decides to finally put her heart to it and complete the coloration of the maroon rose, she will give the masterpiece to her Teddy Bear and I have a pre-feeling that it will be the most
exquisite rose you have ever seen.
This is the Colosseum in Rome, Italy. Some parts of the wall fell off bcuz of damage caused by devastating earthquakes..people here..they were quite "friendly" to Asians...............
'Tis the arena for gladiator games, lions are released to fight with the gladiators..If the gladiator survives, the spectators can vote for him to live or die..The King will decide by majority. It has been estimated that about 500,000 people and over a million wild animals died in the Colosseum games
The grass is to absorb blood
"CHEESE"
This is a very beautiful and enormous fountain, twice the size of front of the classroom
"CHEESE 2"
Our tour guide: The handsome guy in white
"Gorgeous"
"Using Finger to Push Leaning Tower of Pisa"
"Turn Your Smile Upside Down"
The Leaning Tower of Pisa isn't really very tall.. And it's not in the streets of many people or with famous buildings..it's kinda deserted here.... It's like a slanted building in the middle of a grass patch/ field, with marble pavements along with some shophouses and souvenir shops
"Attempt to kick Leaning Tower: Fail"
"Attempt to push Leaning Tower: Fail 2"
There's a lot of pigeons here but it's illegal to feed them as their shit contains an acid that corrodes the sculptures and buildings which are made of marble
"The Golden Door"
"Check Out His Paintings"
"Living Sculpture Eats Tofu"
"Horny?"
"Dork"
"Gondolas in Venice"
"Sexy"
"When The Water Comes In"
"When Venice Floods"
Naomi's family
"Kissing Under the Mistletoe"
Every new year, the people here kiss a stranger for 1 minute..it can be a french kiss or a kiss..U juz hav to say like "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and u get a free kiss. Cuz people are more open here. Wish Singapore was like that la!! Tour guide said if its an old woman then u suay lor...
"The Cow is Always Greener"
"Constipation..Kinda Embarrassing"
"Owner of Swiss Fondue Cafe/Restaurant who kept showing off his muscles (he can move his huge muscles tho)"
"Impressing the ladies"
"Check Out His Muscles"
"SuperCow"
"Horses on the Streets of Switzerland"
"She so short"
"Life in Black and White"
About Scam Site
Ok. This website is a complete
phony and
crap. It is a scam site, and will deliberately scam your feelings, suck and extract your happiness out of your soul such that you feel light, drowsy and dizzy, faint, and sick. So stop reading now.
It will not teach you how to fall in love, u
bodoh. If you fall in love, u do it naturally. U do not need a guide, unless u are a geek. If you read this, you have
wasted minutes of your life. It is
fake. Do not continue reading. You have wasted 7+ seconds!
You are such a stubborn pig. Why do you continue reading when I tell you not to? Stop now. You pig. Oopsy daisy, sorry for calling you pig. Haha! You noob.
link me?
"CHEESE"
"Gorgeous"
"Attempt to push Leaning Tower: Fail 2"
"Gondolas in Venice"
"When The Water Comes In"
"When Venice Floods"
"Kissing Under the Mistletoe"
Every new year, the people here kiss a stranger for 1 minute..it can be a french kiss or a kiss..U juz hav to say like "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and u get a free kiss. Cuz people are more open here. Wish Singapore was like that la!! Tour guide said if its an old woman then u suay lor...
"Constipation..Kinda Embarrassing"
"Owner of Swiss Fondue Cafe/Restaurant who kept showing off his muscles (he can move his huge muscles tho)"
"Impressing the ladies"
"Check Out His Muscles"
"She so short"
"Life in Black and White"
"Ghost!"